I'm the Real Slim Shadow

Hi, my name is Shadow, and I'm one fly doggie DAWG! I like to take long walks on the beach, drag my roommates around by my leash, leave my hair everywhere, and bound up the stairs every morning and attack Sarah. I especially like to lick her glasses. I also like to chew on stuff...I have an oral fixation. Who doesn't really?

possibly maybe

Angela Loves Elephants, Early 90s Dance Music (aka Snap, C&C Music Factory, Ce Ce Peniston), and a Nice Swish of Wine Before Bed...okay I'm kidding about the dance music thing

56 More Years To Go!

Confirmation That I'm a Freakin' Genious!

My Glorious Test Results...I challenge you to a duel, Lori!

English Genius

You scored 92% Beginner, 92% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 86% Expert! You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 37% on Beginner
You scored higher than 32% on Intermediate
You scored higher than 21% on Advanced
You scored higher than 94% on Expert

Link: The Commonly Confused Words Test written by shortredhead78 on Ok Cupid

Mi Manchi

Can I Get a Witness?

I need a witness
Can I get a witness?
You're always on my mind
But you'll never know it just by looking at me

I want you to know
I'll love you endlessly
I will never leave you

I don't wanna be alone tonight
I just wanna hold you in my arms
and show you my love has no bounds
I wanna spend a little time with you, with you

So tell me baby if you feel it too
Can I get a witness?

Me Explaining Quantum Physics to Ms. Angela

"so you see angela, 1+1 does equal 2"