Phototrope Dope

on top of a sphere rotating wildly on it's axis
in the wide open outerspace universe,
we feel the silence and emptiness and vastness,
the heavy air that is this whole universe,
blowing through our hair, curling across our necks,
rushing over our nipples, creeping cooly over our bellys,
rushing between our legs and tickling our feet
as we become one
living breathing twisting, writhing, moaning piece of matter
wetly clinging on top of this fucking sphere
rotating wildly on it's axis
in the wide open outerspace universe

and every time we touch it's like:
an eightball of caffeine rushing to my brain,
the mellow cling of marijuana smoke soak, soaking in,
mushroom paranoia twinging -- tick, tock, tick,
focus on sound, intense attention to detail,
visions surreal,
ecstacy induced rigidity, sensitivity to touch,
while sinking slowly into sheets, drip drop dripping, seeping,
becoming one with the opiate that is us
anaesthetic Angel dust sprinkles down,
as my spine relaxes and curls towards you,
phototropistically yours,
you are my phototrope dope.
by DJ Press Play

Scion unveils the xB mobile DJ vehicle

gizmag Article: Scion unveils the xB mobile DJ vehicle

Pretty sick, I have to admit, even though I don't like the look of the original boxy xB, this one is looks a lot better. I love that it's orange--my favorite color.

Well, maybe someday in the future I'll be pimpin' in the xB, until then it's the poopy Kia for me.

Sarangie's Weekend In Brooklyn

Man, this subway stop sure does smell good



Multiple Meanings


Trashy


The Cows are Coming


Even the Homeless Can Afford PBR!


I Love Nimo's Pizza too

For all the pics, click here

What Hot Is (from my magnetic poetry friend)

An Ode to Me from The Amazing Fuzz-tastic

Thanks Girl!

what hot means to me in relation to you:

hot is your attitude, the way you carry yourself.
hot is all the funky colors of nail polish you have.
hot is your fabulous taste in music.
hot is being in touch with your inner geek.
hot is the way you can be totally sober and supergoofy at the same time and not care what anyone thinks.
hot is the fact that you know when it's time to be serious.
hot is how you look in your glasses (i never said i didn't appreciate your good looks).
hot is holding down a reasonable job.
hot is your sense of humor.
hot is you snuggling up with my cats and taking a nap on my couch.
hot is the way you make me feel like a teenage girl with a big crush.
hot is the sound of your voice.
hot is sarah matthews, and don't let anyone tell you different, girl.

From The Mouths Of Babes

Why Paris Hilton Doesn't Like Me

AP: Do you read blogs?

Hilton: What's that?

AP: Um, they're these things on the Internet where people write about news and stuff.

Hilton: No, I don't really read anything on the Internet except my AOL mail. I don't like people who sit on computers all day long and write about people they don't know anything about.

AP: Paris, you just described my job.

a few questions later....

AP: Why are you so popular?

Hilton: I don't know, because of who I am. I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

The Return of Tuchman

Tuchman in Bermuda


Tuchman and Lindsey; I'm Laughing For Undisclosed Reasons

Tuchman is back tonight after a month or so stint doing some military shit at some military base in some midwestern state. Fuzzy and Tuchman will be partying down for the next few weeks until Tuchman is sent off for 3 years to be stationed somewhere in Germany.

A trip to the Riverworks tonight for beers is on! It's going to be a tough call, beer with crazy friends or brand new episode of LOST. Well, since the invention of DIVX and BitTorrent and Tivo (not that I have TiVO) who needs to revolve their life around when a show airs...not me!

I'm sure I'll be talking about Ms. Emery all night and maybe even tell them about the entity that is Sarangela/Sarangie.

Fashion Show DivaMommas

Well I guess there is some fashion sense in NH after all! This weekend at the Revolution Vintage Fashion Show I got the behind the scenes action, from hair augmentation secrets to tips on how to take a bra off seemlessly to a slight hair spray high.

This show rocked, and they will have another show in White River Junction, VT. this Fall. It comes with the DJ Press Play seal of approval. I sat on my knees on a cement floor with white wine spilled from the table next to me soaking my backside while dealing with an unruly stomach, but I didn't move the whole time.

For a bunch of show pics, click here.